Golden Doges

How to Get The Golden Doge
You get the Golden Doge by combining 2 Derp Doges, which is the same as 4 Sunglasses Doges, 8 Flashy Doges, 16 Big Doges, 32 Rainbow Doges, 64 Purple Doges, 128 Pizza Doges, 256 Static Doges, 512 Space Doges, or 1024 Green Doges (Green Doge = 2, and 2 x 1024 = 2048, which means that you win when you get the Golden Doge) Doge 2048 game: doge2048.com <-- Play here

The Golden Doge is the undefeated menace of the doge apocalopse. By meeting this terrifying foe, you will find that unlike past doges, there is no doge to discover once you meet this creature of blinding darkness. The doge greets you with an alknowing gaze. They stare deep into your soul, the massive black hole-like eyes are able to dig deep into your past, pointing out all of your mistakes. Like when you wrote the number "6" instead of "5" on your math test in the fourth grade. This doge is unique, the bobbing of its joyful floating head brings only despair. I have spoken of terrible things, however, you may be wondering, "Oh random text on a page, this doge is known as the Winning Doge, or Victory Doge! Why is it that you claim it's so horrifiying?". Well my friend, this doge is mostly scary due to the realiztion that- well, its over. Once you lay your eyes upon the victory doge and claim imaginary pride as your only trophy, what do you do? You've been training for this moment for so long, you've given up your hobbies for DOGE2048. How will you survive without those beautiful doges and the knowledge that you have yet to uncover them all? How will you return to a life without the everlasting curiosity of a child wondering, "what will the next doge look like?" or "I wonder how I can save this game?".

At the beginning of the last paragraph I used the word 'apocalopse', you may have wondered why, its a game afterall. I used that word to describe the terrible feeling of not knowing how to continue on with your life without playing DOGE2048 until 4 AM, without skipping homework and group projects in favor of training to defeat the greatest doge of all. The week following your meeting with the infamous Golden Doge will be absolutly insane. You will grasp at any unusual online games, plaster everything you see with doge faces because they fill your mind and you simply cannot get rid of them. Luckily your friends most likely already left you within the first two weeks of your obsession, you probably didn't mind, as long as you can play DOGE2048. This game left me hiding in my room every minute I could, at school I practiced 2048 inbetween classes, during breaks, and even while taking notes. I practiced strategies while in the bathroom, talked about it nonstop at the dinner table until my parents finally stopped asking me to join them. I beg of you, be cautious when playing this game. I would know, otherwise I wouldn't have forgotten to eat.

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Other Names
Golden Doge

Victory Doge

Luck Doge

Yellow Doge

Winning Doge

Final Doge

Doge Doge

Master Doge

Last Doge

End Doge

Eleventh Doge

Doge 2048

Doge of Fear